Control your banana! This is the ultimate tool for dudes and dames that dig the bendt stuff.

Many years of studying my banana resulted in the developement of this fantastic product.

Fits bananas of all sizes and curves. Unsurpassed ergonomics, and lifetime warranty.

Keep your banana in the pants? NOPE! Keep it in your car!

Prototype fitted to Brutal Jr's pleasurewagon.

¤ DogLight

Keep your wiener erect with this excellent product! No blue pills. Only a solid design

that will blend in and match any interior style. Avaliable in many colors. Another great patent

by Lealaus Productions. Soon you will find cheap "made in china"-copys of this baby, but this is the original and best! Recommended! 

¤ Lealaus SurfeForce 1

SurfeForce1 is a fabulous retro singlefin surfboard! Grace, glide and more volume than your mom.  Built from scratch by Eivind International in Brutal jr.´s basement. Design entirely from inhouse shaper Eivind International.

6´6 x 21 x 2 1/2

Surfs better tham most ..er... brick walls. Try it! Your own board will feel GREAT!!!

One off. Not for sale.

¤ The Endurance Boxershorts 

Look fresh and clean! ALWAYS!

No foglights or skidmarks showing. 

The perfect underwear for camping trips, festivals or long weekends at home!

¤ Burlesque show. A great hit!

Lets face it. We all like a naked dude doing strang stuff...

A great success. Invites and V.I.P. only. 

¤ FireWire Bodyboards commercial:

When Firewire Surfboards decided to launch their new line of bodyboards (what...?) 

the Lealaus Productions crew were called in. (Yeah....  right... )

We are proud to say that we delivered in every aspect, and the result speak for itself!

Model:                       Eivind International

Behind the camera:    Brutal jr.  

We are more than happy to take jobs like this. We guarantee discression and a result

that we are happy with. For a photosession or a general commercial job, we charge

three beer pr. hour and a taxi home. (Your place?)

Do not hesitate! We have all the equipement and got what it takes!